My mum is so fair And she has wonderful hair. She is so nice And got us kittens to avoid mice. My mum works for UNDP And took us to Watamu to see the big sea. My mum got me make-up And taught me not to give up. My mum is the best you will ever meet And she likes to eat meat. She smells like roses And knows many funny poses. Mum loves to wave her hair And leads without despair. Mum loves opera And wants to be in the orchestra. My mum and I are a great team. Oh my mum! She is like a sun beam. And I love her so much. Every single touch. My mum knows me very well. Oh isn’t she swell! I love her so much And I don’t think she speaks dutch.